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Mermaids Don't Fart - Hardcover Book

Mermaids Don't Fart - Hardcover Book


Do mermaids fart? It's time to find out! In the children's book Mermaids Don't Fart, Eel and Shrimp make a friendly wager about a mermaid's mysterious ways. Things go terribly wrong and Shrimp gets trapped in deep water. Eel needs a mermaid to save his friend's life! You'll have to read what happens when a mermaid dives that deep! (...bubbles?! What bubbles?) Pre-order the book before its January 2024 release.


Included US domestic shipping. Please inquire before international orders.

January 2024
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